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Name: Gümmy
Location: Nebraska, United States
Gender: Female
Interests: talkin, drawin, runnin to class tryin to not be late, being lazy, sometimes skip class, bein bored, dling song for well everybody, being good at not spellin right, readin
Expertise: can talk in a couple of different languages, get yelled at, yell back at people, smile like none other, almost always have gum with me, have fun in dark theathers, i try to make snowmen when it snows
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
Member Since:
12/29/2003
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| Listen more carefully • Notice the seasons change • Hold hands with someone you love • Give more hugs • Watch more sunsets • Take walks • Sing out loud more often • Square dance a little • Have more picnics • Make friends wherever you go • Feel good about yourself • Daydream a little • Laugh as much as possible • Take your shoes off • Use your imagination • Tell more stories.... | | |
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What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and
the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
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You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
You mean the world to someone.
You are special and unique.
Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
And always remember....when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt or in marisa's case a corona and salt. | | |
| People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies.
Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you.
Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight.
Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous.
Be happy anyway.
The good you do today people will often forget tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough.
Give the world the best you've got anyway. | | |
| I FINALLY HAVE INTERNET AT HOME... AND I JUST SET UP A WIRELESS CONNECTION ON MY LAPTOP!!!!! I FEEL SMART!!!! NEWAYZ (it wasn't that hard) but yea just thought that ya'll should know!!! :D I love tuesday... I got my letter jacket today and internet... sigh... :D can't stop smilling....
SHOUT OUT:
TO cookie, candycane and jollyrancher... i would like to have you email adresses and AIM stuff so email me at gummygrl247@hotmail.com... yay!!!!! T2UL!!!!! | | |
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